Yesterday
- A bus shoots past me. On the back there’s one of those regulation ‘Emergency Exit’ signs, in the perfect position for blocking key words in the billboard.
“Now you _ have to leave the place you are to get the things you want.” – Mall ad. Wow, great. - Unorthodox sign on mailbox. “We ♥ junkmail… It’s the only mail we get!”. Honesty is important!
Today
- A couple in their seventies drives past in a Mitsubishi Evo 5. I grin and laugh, they’re doing the classic “I think we should go that way” “Let’s just consult the map” thing. The massive spoiler on the back, a delicious counterpoint.
Anything caught your attention in the past few days?
Edit:
Update – I saw the bus again, and it actually says “Now you _ have to leave the place you love to get the things you want.”
Even better.
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What is with 70 year olds and supped up cars!?! When I get old first thing I’m doing is finding the oldest slowest car I can and get me some driving goggles and a cap. Because Old School is cool, Evo’s are just too cool for school.
Too cool for the old school, that’s for sure!
Cap and Goggles are an awesome idea, but you gotta get those tweed pants and tuck them into your socks too.
And possibly substitute one of those leather flying caps. Oh yeah.